Ok so for this wonderful Halloween week we chose Cordelia. She's the first person we thought of and well.....she's the next oldest girl in the family so it's only fitting. Dont get us wrong we love her, BUT WE DONT LOVE HER FASHION! I know your all probably saying to yourself, Who are you to judge? Well I myself being a late fashion bloomer KNOW BETTER!! I have seen many of my siblings dress in attire that is....lets just say not amusing to the eye. Cordelia is a perfect example of woman today who dont know how to dress there size. She's not super skinny (which by the way isn't a bad thing) and she's not super massive(which is also a good thing). She falls in the category where MANY women fall, Average WOMEN WITH CURVES!! She has many beautiful pieces in her wardrobe. She just lacks the follow through of putting it together.
There is one particular skirt Cordelia loves to wear. It is a short washed jean that hits above the knee. She wears it as her versatile skirt. The only problem is that wearing a washed jean of any type widens the thigh area. For curvy women who have problems in the thigh area its a major NO NO! A dark denim pencil skirt would accentuate the curves of her hips. LADIES a dark pencil skirt can go a long way. Invest in one, it says CLASSY not TRASHY! I know the most difficult thing to buy are jeans, so for jean shopping always think DARK DENIMs. STAY AWAY from jeans that are tight around the booty through the thighs and wide legged all at the same time. Cordelia's choice is obvious. The washed look at the thighs BIG NO NO so please cut them up and toss them. Now lets talk about tops. Cordelia's big NO NO'S are tops that are TOO SMALL which create a shorter torso. Realize that your top should fall at the midline of your navel NOT above your belly button. For a women of Cordelia's size the off the shoulder is great, but it has to be worn right. She does have broad shoulders WE ALL KNOW THAT! As do I, but to wear the right shirt, pick material that doesn't hug your NEGATIVE AREAS. Proportion is the key for every plus size women. Im not saying hide your body because its NO SECRET that your body is your body. Embrace what you have and it'll make picking out clothing SOOO much easier. Here are some types of clothing I would choose for Cordelia. Wrapped tops look great and bring the waist in. The structured tops help elongate the torso and brings the eye to your center. Choose fabrics that flow and drape nicely. Well for women who suffer of chubbage in certain areas remember dark denims that lengthen you are your BEST FRIEND. Choose tops that enhance your best assets. Dont be a skank and give away all your goodies. Hide what should be hidden, show with a little curiosity and DRESS TO IMPRESS....YOURSELF!! So if you happen to fall under the watchful eyes of "JLS" dont be scared we dont bite, but we do scratch....sometimes!!
“While clothes may not make the woman, they certainly have a strong effect on her self-confidence — which, I believe, does make the woman." Mary Kay Ashe
19 comments:
LOL! Who wrote this? Sally? Ok, so while the fashion advice I think, was dead on, it was just hilarious because it was about Cord. LOL! You girls are too funny. And I still love you Cord! Even though you were the fashion victim for today!!!
hahaha well it was nice knowing you two cause ya know youre dead after she reads this...oh and next time shorten it its too damn long..oh and its for sure JANET
Janet great blog it's hilarious. Im sure we all will be future fashion victims. I hope I don't mess up from here on out. Great blog love, love the idea. Keep the fashion ideas coming. You 3 seriously including fiti need to keep this fashion victim of the week going. Love it but Im scared I will be in it in the future.
Oh Sina, no worries we are making our way towards you eventually...that's what cameras are for!!! Luvs all of you!! Now don't be mad, we are only doing this out of love!!!
holy crap! I laughed so hard I literally just took a crap.
oh damn cord is mad. that's hilarious. well it was nice knowing you two.
OMG!! its seriously not that big of a deal everyone has there NO NO's every now and then. And for the record we NEVER SAID you were trashy its just that your skirt was....AND OF COURSE you wouldn't have problems getting a date. GEESH your so freakin sensitive. Trust me even WE are going to be part of the "fashion casualty of the week." You can't teach fashion, unless you've had your own fashion blunders!!
hey janet if she kills you can i have your yellow dress lol
WOW... (francine here)...
i dont know how to describe the fury in cord's face last nite!... but yeh.. it REALLY WAS nice knowing you guys! :)... maybe a final shopping trip for the funeral???... lol... dannnnnng...
luv you guys.. will always remember you guys!...
though i DO say ... your tips are soooo nicely thought out... mean? yes..but still...
Wow cord you mad huh??..(its SALLY).haha. Dude it's just some fashion pointers everyone should take every now and then, from someone elses perspective in fashion. & You shouldn't be mad cause your not the only one that will be on here. Everyone has there fashion NO NO's & there are HO HO's. It's all GOOOOD!! Even I had my fashion donts. Anyways but I think you should take in some consideration of all 3 of us even trying to help you or you guys on some pointers. & also Janet just wrote a novel too.haha. well loves me! peaceout.
oh by the way this is FITI!!!
so while i was reading this post i have to admit that i feel truely sorry for the real victim.
MYSELF.
i feel this way because when cordelia chooses to wear such unflatering clothes that disort her already distorted body it scorches my eyes. literally scorches them. like for real they turn a redish orange and bleed. she is not a fashion victim. no no. she is a fashion criminal. and should be punished by fire or hanging. i'll let sally choose. anyway i'm just happy i didnt see a picture of her with her slacks that go up her booty and a short tank top and running shoes. and slightly greased pony tail. i dont think i could handle such a picture!!
hahahahahahahah!!!!! Okay stop with the funny comments, for real. I can't take it anymore, my stomach is killing me.
Fiti, your comment about your eyes turning a reddish orange and bleeding, freakin hilarious!!!
OMG fiti dude your comment is freaken hilarious!!! dUDE CORD ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS. relax tampax! i LOVE BLOGGING NOW!!haha. & i agree with fiti.
Sally and Janet, you guys are gonna be just fine. Fiti on the other hand, is a different story. I think you should start writing a will about your clothes and who should have them when Cord kicks your Muli. Lol. That was hilarious. Cord, se relax and enjoy the moment. You are popular on here.
OK as one of the Fashion Editors of "JLS" just let me say.....YES we state the obvious, but thats why were there to help. AND FITI, Dang you didn't have to get all BLEEDING EYES AND WHAT NOT....you sure its not something else?....LOL
we should all appreciate criticism more. LOVE IT, CAUSE WERE STILL GOING TO GIVE IT, EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!!!
oh my...we can't stop laughing. This is the real deal! love all of you.
Ok everyone...as the older person of the "JLS" crew, I'm now recommending that we all move on to the next blog. We will post next weeks fashion victim or criminal as Fiti added on Tuesday.
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